Biography

When I was six years old I wanted gold Lamé curtains for my bedroom. My mother was horrified. She was afraid she had a mini Liberace on her hands. In time, I grew out of my Lamé faze; however, I still have a desire for peculiar things that sparkle. A few of my favorite things include: rhinestones, power tools, pinking shears, duct tape, hot glue and crime scene TV.